all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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