how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
