what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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