im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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