wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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