i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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