last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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