It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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