I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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