We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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