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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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