Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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