Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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