On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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