so explain again why im purple
no
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
God, I missed his penis.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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