Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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