shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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What if that is Dave Chapelle....
cheap rip of dave chapelle... unimpressed.
Whoever Emily is, she isn't a whore just because she's having a baby. And whoever the guy is, he's not a douchebag for thinking weird shit about how children are created. People need to stop jumping to name calling...
doesn't mean he can't think it. I mean really, that is crazy.
Poor kid. Has a douchebag for a dad and a whore for a mother.
i think this is about my friend emily...maybe
and that's stupid because that kid is only half of what lived in your balls.
& i mean, that sperm didn't even live in your balls that long.
Lee Terry is that you?
...is this a text from Mark Sexton?
man, i love dave chapelle
I wanna live in balls
Nope I think its from William Bagbt and Emily Brownfield.. def. she just had a baby and this is something he would totally say
totally dave chapelle
2:23am cz Emily was a totally popular OVERRATED name for a long ass time and most(sorry) I know are total hobags:)
I'd say I know this Emily but her baby daddy doesn't speak English...
emily is a slutty name.
lol someone doesn't understand what really happens. too bad he will soon have a child.
Is it bad that i believe i know who this was just from the stupidity, the name and the area code??
dave chapelle is great, however, two people can independently have the same thought, you fat cocks.
umm dumbass? this is not even possible unless he has ovaries in his balls.
Hahaha, life's pretty overwhelming isn't it?\n\nAhh, to some previous comments, no one is ever entirely ready to have a child. There's no way to be completely mature and prepared(and if you claim to be, good luck raising that kid with ease). It is absolutely healthy to be stunned by the intensity of life and birth.
omg i never thought about it that way. now im scared forever
I know I judge people's parenting ability by whether or not random strange thoughts pop into their head.
yeah you ripped off Dave Chappelle
It isDave Chappelle thus not worthy to be posted on TFLN
rip off of some Dave Chapelle stand up
yeah they plant these all the time
well it sounds like you're totally ready for fatherhood... fantastic!
i might know him too
Actually, I think it's my neighbor.
John Nettleton and Emlily Lund.
i'm so tired of people posting non-original content on here. i'm surprised people havent posted dane cook jokes by now with all the douche-baggery posting on this website
i'm thinking you probably shouldnt have a child...
dave Chapelle is amazing.
why is every girl mentioned on this site named EMILY?? wtf, how many emilys can there possibly be, and why are they constantly being talked about via text msg?
10:18 am, TOTALLY agree.
This is why you shouldn't have kids until you're mature enough to handle it.
i hate this post!
i think my ego is prego.
someone kick my tummy real hard plzzzzzz