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  • What if that is Dave Chapelle....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:59am
  • cheap rip of dave chapelle... unimpressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:02am
  • Whoever Emily is, she isn't a whore just because she's having a baby. And whoever the guy is, he's not a douchebag for thinking weird shit about how children are created. People need to stop jumping to name calling...

    Submitted by dogeatdog on Jul 11, 10 at 10:26am
  • Poor kid. Has a douchebag for a dad and a whore for a mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:39pm
  • and that's stupid because that kid is only half of what lived in your balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:25pm
  • doesn't mean he can't think it. I mean really, that is crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:29am
  • i think this is about my friend emily...maybe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:29pm
  • & i mean, that sperm didn't even live in your balls that long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:59am
  • Lee Terry is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:46am
  • man, i love dave chapelle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:17am
  • ...is this a text from Mark Sexton?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:16am
  • Nope I think its from William Bagbt and Emily Brownfield.. def. she just had a baby and this is something he would totally say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:14am
  • totally dave chapelle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I wanna live in balls

    Submitted by fubar21 on Feb 26, 10 at 5:36am
  • 2:23am cz Emily was a totally popular OVERRATED name for a long ass time and most(sorry) I know are total hobags:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:00am
  • emily is a slutty name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:00pm
  • I'd say I know this Emily but her baby daddy doesn't speak English...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Is it bad that i believe i know who this was just from the stupidity, the name and the area code??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Hahaha, life's pretty overwhelming isn't it?\n\nAhh, to some previous comments, no one is ever entirely ready to have a child. There's no way to be completely mature and prepared(and if you claim to be, good luck raising that kid with ease). It is absolutely healthy to be stunned by the intensity of life and birth.

    Submitted by ehbraovfgk on Mar 31, 10 at 2:46am
  • dave chapelle is great, however, two people can independently have the same thought, you fat cocks. eat dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:36am
  • lol someone doesn't understand what really happens. too bad he will soon have a child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:42am
  • omg i never thought about it that way. now im scared forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:55pm
  • It isDave Chappelle thus not worthy to be posted on TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:54pm
  • umm dumbass? this is not even possible unless he has ovaries in his balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:42am
  • I know I judge people's parenting ability by whether or not random strange thoughts pop into their head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:01am
  • rip off of some Dave Chapelle stand up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:28am
  • yeah you ripped off Dave Chappelle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:21pm
  • i might know him too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:58pm
  • well it sounds like you're totally ready for fatherhood... fantastic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:18am
  • Actually, I think it's my neighbor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:37pm
  • John Nettleton and Emlily Lund.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:59pm
  • i'm so tired of people posting non-original content on here. i'm surprised people havent posted dane cook jokes by now with all the douche-baggery posting on this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:59pm
  • i'm thinking you probably shouldnt have a child...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:17pm
  • dave Chapelle is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:29am
  • 10:18 am, TOTALLY agree. This is why you shouldn't have kids until you're mature enough to handle it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:15pm
  • why is every girl mentioned on this site named EMILY?? wtf, how many emilys can there possibly be, and why are they constantly being talked about via text msg?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:32am
  • i hate this post! i think my ego is prego. someone kick my tummy real hard plzzzzzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:21pm