therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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