First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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