ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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