we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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