we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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