Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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If you had sex with a random stripper without using a condom, YOU should be banned. Dumbass.
glitter is the herpes of art
Sounds like you just screwed ke$ha .
If it moves and itches - that ain't glitter!
That stripper is a genius. Google "divorce dust" sometime.
Part of going to a strip club. Knowing you'll leave covered with glitter, and smelling like baby powder.
The glitter could have been on her lips....? lol. Or you have crabs(; thats cute..
I'm sure the stripper is still trying to wash and scratch the disappointment out of her vag
Why was your dick out in a strip club? #inappropriateconduct
ewww nasty dude...
Hangover 2 leak!!!!!!!!
Not that I’m endorsing either but there is a chance she had glitter on her lips, not her other lips...just something to think about people
ATTN: to all my fellow strippers and stripper alumni a bit of advice in case you didn't know... NEVER WEAR GLITTER AT WORK!!!!!!!!! Thnx that is all...
Does she -bathe- in glitter? I can't see any other reason that there would be glitter on her "other lips", as Phys put it.
id be more concerned with herpes you now have...
Hottest water always works
Those are glimmering herpes sores, not glitter. Enjoy.
Been there before, really sucks
Having unprotected sex with a stripper is always a good idea! Not