Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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