be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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