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  • um excuse me 8:38 but when you say "scrape your tips together" is that your attempt to put down people who work in the restaurant industry for being poor?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Dude. you dont need an abourtion, you just need a wire coathanger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:50pm
  • hahaha... "SCRAPE" your tips together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I usually just piss on free things like... bums, horses, my roommates cat, babies, and pillow cases!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:24am
  • Pregnancy tests ARE the most logical thing here but I find it funnier to think that they bought 10 bags of cotton balls, bird seed, 6 mice from the pet store, and spent the rest on bologna.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 8:03, it's obviously pregnancy tests. Also, I would never trust a dollar store pregnancy test. That is trash. ALSO, if you can't afford a legit pregnancy test, you probably can't afford a child. Scrape your tips together for an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:38pm
  • 6:56 haha actually, i used a dollar store one and thought it was broken, so i went to osco and spent another $40 on other tests. my husband was not amused at the spend-a-thon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:04pm
  • 6:14 "would be overjoyed to adopt but can't because there aren't enough children" wow, someone lives in a hole. Have you somehow managed to miss the population problem, starving children, and overflowing orphanages? There are more than enough children out there who would love a home already. We don't need to add to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:29am
  • 8:38 FTW LMAO!!!! But on a serious note... don't get an abortion... That's just wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:45pm
  • I don't want to think you bought a pregnancy test. I'm going to pretend you paid a crack ho $27 to let you pee on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:05am
  • @ 6:56: You don't scrimp on something this important. Helluva surprise a few months later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:57pm
  • 7:08 just do us a favor and go get your tubes tied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:41pm
  • 907.. They might have been calling her a stripper. Not only food servers make tips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Why $27? The dollar store ones work just as well : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Not even a coathanger. Just a boyfriend for 5 seconds while he punches your gut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:15pm
  • the dollar store carries preggo tests?? AWESOME! Those things are fucking priiiii-cey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Wild guess - pregnancy tests?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm
  • it could just be a lotttt of toilet paper and some adult diapers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:03pm
  • sooo 8:45, you would rather she had the child and raised it in that kind of environment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:46am
  • the quality of dollar store merchandise is shitty why would you trust it telling you that your pregnant?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:05pm
  • crack whores are way cheaper than that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:18am
  • 9.07, its a "a square is a rectangle, a rectangle is not a square" kind of thing. many people who would be considered "poor" work in the restaurant industry. Not all people who work in the restaurant industry are poor. Got it? note: I am not 8.38 but just hoping to clarify.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Most honorable golden shower!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:53pm
  • yeah I did that beginning of June...they were all positive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:59pm
  • 7:08 you are a moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:26pm
  • 10:46 It's called adoption...there are plenty of parents unable to conceive who would be overjoyed to adopt but can't because there aren't enough children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:14am
  • Wee wee pads for dogs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:08pm
  • no obviously they bought porno mags.. just gonna r kelly them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:50pm
  • I was going to ask, pregnancy tests or cheap hookers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:50pm
  • surprise it's a baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:07pm