I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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um excuse me 8:38 but when you say "scrape your tips together" is that your attempt to put down people who work in the restaurant industry for being poor?
Dude. you dont need an abourtion, you just need a wire coathanger
hahaha... "SCRAPE" your tips together
Pregnancy tests ARE the most logical thing here but I find it funnier to think that they bought 10 bags of cotton balls, bird seed, 6 mice from the pet store, and spent the rest on bologna.
I usually just piss on free things like... bums, horses, my roommates cat, babies, and pillow cases!
6:56 haha actually, i used a dollar store one and thought it was broken, so i went to osco and spent another $40 on other tests. my husband was not amused at the spend-a-thon.
8:38 FTW LMAO!!!!
But on a serious note... don't get an abortion... That's just wrong.
6:14 "would be overjoyed to adopt but can't because there aren't enough children" wow, someone lives in a hole. Have you somehow managed to miss the population problem, starving children, and overflowing orphanages? There are more than enough children out there who would love a home already. We don't need to add to it.
8:03, it's obviously pregnancy tests. Also, I would never trust a dollar store pregnancy test. That is trash. ALSO, if you can't afford a legit pregnancy test, you probably can't afford a child. Scrape your tips together for an abortion.
I don't want to think you bought a pregnancy test. I'm going to pretend you paid a crack ho $27 to let you pee on her.
@ 6:56: You don't scrimp on something this important. Helluva surprise a few months later.
7:08 just do us a favor and go get your tubes tied.
Why $27? The dollar store ones work just as well : )
907.. They might have been calling her a stripper. Not only food servers make tips.
Wild guess - pregnancy tests?
the dollar store carries preggo tests?? AWESOME! Those things are fucking priiiii-cey.
Not even a coathanger. Just a boyfriend for 5 seconds while he punches your gut.
sooo 8:45, you would rather she had the child and raised it in that kind of environment?
9.07, its a "a square is a rectangle, a rectangle is not a square" kind of thing.
many people who would be considered "poor" work in the restaurant industry. Not all people who work in the restaurant industry are poor.
note: I am not 8.38 but just hoping to clarify.
crack whores are way cheaper than that
Most honorable golden shower!
it could just be a lotttt of toilet paper and some adult diapers
the quality of dollar store merchandise is shitty why would you trust it telling you that your pregnant?
7:08 you are a moron!
10:46 It's called adoption...there are plenty of parents unable to conceive who would be overjoyed to adopt but can't because there aren't enough children.
yeah I did that beginning of June...they were all positive!
Wee wee pads for dogs?
no obviously they bought porno mags.. just gonna r kelly them
I was going to ask, pregnancy tests or cheap hookers?
surprise it's a baby