Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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