I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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