? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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