At least make sure they are 18
Why
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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