i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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