i can't believe i had my finger in that
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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