dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You can make out without kissing
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