dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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