i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
