birth control should be required to get into college
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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