You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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