You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Shotgun wedding. If he doesn't use a condom he probably deserves it.
Haha I wonder who from western mass this it
Then get a divorce at that rate
8:18 Wow. Way to not take a joke you douche.
Also, what's so hard about not impregnating a girl? WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM. If you think she's the kind that would poke holes in condoms, why the fuck are you sleeping with her anyway? (and you know, keep them locked away and provide them yourself like a big boy)
9:44. I don't give out my number. But anonymous sexting turns me on (:
maybe some one should push u down some mothafuckin stairs
Someone shud slap the fucking taste outta ur mouth and I'm a woman a real one not a little immature girl like u
What kind of low ass self esteem do u have to have to hae to trap a man
If he don't want u now he isn't gonna want u pregnant sweetie
Get a life
Please keep going lol phone number?
lol some ho tried telling me she was preggo once, and i was like have fun with that. (as if i would be like oh i love you now lets spend our life together) she got her period the next day.
Tell me how bad you want me to keep going and I will.
Wow 8:18. Also nice call on not saying "girls" or "women". By referring to us all by using the general term "bitches" does nothing more than prove exactly how chauvanistic and fat headed you are. Take your homophobic, white trash, piece of shit, ass elsewhere. We don't need to hear your shit.
That was my every intention.
DIRTY DESPERATE SLUTS PROPOSE THIS WAY. WHOOOOOOOOORE !
What the fuck is going on between 8:14 and 8:15? lmao like wtf
haha this is absolutely amazing
Throw me onto a counter and you can fuck me in the ways that you only dreamed of. It can be hard and fast or slow and mind blowing. I can practically feel you right now. Mostly because I am touching myself... What do you look like? I am 5"7, 103 pounds, C cup, and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Not one piece of this is a lie... I swear (:
It sounds like the guy has cold feet. The OP is just being sarcastic.
Way to project your fears kids.
Chill the fuck out dudes, it's a joke...
Just use the pull out method. That always works. Doesn't it?
I thought 836 sounded reasonable to me
I'm a guy and I don't think women should even joke about these kinds of things
Yeah, great. Pop out a more-than-likely tard baby. Why should they have to suffer because you're a whore?
That's sooo the slovakian immigrant way...this should be a 610 area code. Haha DD!
That is so western mass!!!
8:13 Really? after the second one you didn't just get a vasectomy? Hell, after the first one you did it again? Just chop off your dick, you don't know how to use it anyway.
Shotgun wedding? I love those!
This is 8:14. I don't know 8:15, but I'm horny and he (hopefully it's a he) was getting off on it. So I let it keep going (:
I understad that this is prolly sarcasm a it's dumbest
But there r girls who really do this shit
I'm just saying
Amazing! I love seeing 413 texts on here. Represent!
An abortion is cheaper than a wedding.
8:47 is the OP....dumb biatch!
That doesn't work as well as you'd think.
8:18 And men like you are why there are battered women's shelters. Grow up.
i was turned on by reading it
Haha, when I first read this, I thought it said "and get him pregnant" and I was a little confused. XD
I loooove being on the bottom. But if I'm on top, I can grab your hands and pin you down so that I can fuck you however I'd like.
Wow. She can ruin her own life, I don't care. But she better not bring a child into the world and ruin his/her life. Our society sucks.
yeah or like if she's on top she can't get pregnant. it's gravity.
8:36/8:39 You need to learn how to type and spell. Because right now you sound as dumb as a girl who would actually try and force a shotgun wedding.
the fact that there are cunts like this out there is THE reason men learn to treat all bitches like crap. She wants his sperm to trap him for child support and alimony rather than get a fucking job.
Bitchez are fuuuucked up
Yessssss I was first! My friends are gonna be so jealous!!!
That's what all 4 of my ex gfs did ..FML
I'll take it up the ass if you use enough lube (;
Should I keep going?
I Would let you cum on me, in me, or I would swallow if you would prefer. There is nothing more that I would rather do than fuck, cook you some dinner naked, fuck you again, watch a hockey/football/baseball/basketball game, and let you do something naughty to me everytime a point is scored...
There is nothing that I love more than sucking the tip just enough to send shivers down a guys spine. Or running my nails down your back just enough to feel incredible. I like having my legs on your shoulders while you fuck me. It leaves me speechless.