oh god the rape fog is back!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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