Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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