Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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