am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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