YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is it penis luge time yet?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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