BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
dude. I can hear the air.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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