What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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