Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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