You're so nebulous sometimes
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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