you guys were way drunker than both of me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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