She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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