No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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