i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I am naked and annoyed.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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