I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
