i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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