Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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