You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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