i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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