We won't sleep together?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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